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[Thought Experiment] According to the Guru Manual, King Kong Nishino's online salon is already Disney and also a religion.


Roughly speaking

  1. The complete guide manual looks like a complete online salon management manual.
  2. King Kong Nishino's online salon already has a religious element and is even Disney.
  3. A checklist for how to create religion


The complete guru manual looks like an online salon management manual


This year I discovered a book that will change my life. And I decided to aspire to become a guru.


Yes, its name is Complete Guide to the Guru (Kagami Kyosuke/Chikuma Shinsho). It's a strange work that teaches you the path to becoming a guru.


It may seem difficult when it comes to a religious book, but that's not the case. Rather, he's kidding me. Some people may get angry, so I hope people who can take it as a joke will buy it. And I want you to laugh out loud.


So, what I'm going to introduce to you this book this time is that it looks like a completely online salon management manual. If you read religion into an online salon, you can easily understand the text. And the modern-day Christ is, yes, King Kong Nishino. I've been growing a beard lately.



Using King Kong Nishino as an example, explore the commonality between online salons, religions, and Disney


According to the complete Guru Manual, religion is something that makes the followers feel happy, and regardless of the reason, it seems fine as long as the followers are happy. It's true that the people who attend online salons feel happy and energetic. A photo of a student leaning against Nishino has become a hot topic, but please take a closer look. The students are happy to be on their way. I'm happy because Nishino-san will be stomping and helping me out.


If you want to think of your religion as a success. If they succeed as a grand sect, they can have such an incredible influence that they don't care about business success. For example, consider Buddhism. Buddha statues are mere figures, but money, talent, and artistic talent were generously used, and they still earn food for deer from Nara Prefecture. It's a huge economic ripple effect. can't believe it.


And they are also building an eternal economic ripple effect, such as building a museum (unfinished) and building a Poupelle tree (completed but unfinished by the sidelines). I wonder what animal they will earn food this time.


Nishino is currently implementing active measures. The co-production of the film version also took advantage of the creative motivation of its followers, and Letterpot is a system for selling scriptures. The high fees for lectures on Zoom and other sites are also a form of indulgence. You can hear Nishino's thankful sutras. And the right to let the god Nishino rest is also sold in online salons, and it is sold out, which is proof that it is loved by our followers. They created a completely different society from modern society on online salons. In this sense, it can be said that Nishino has become a Disney person.


The important thing in religion is to make our followers happy, and the fact that they consider God's will to be absolute is the driving force behind their findings infinite happiness. Even once, every time you have any misfortune or make a decision, you start to borrow the help of religion, and as long as you feel that the positive outcome that has resulted is thanks to religion, this is what you think. Yes, for believers, Nishino is a place where you can give endless energy. And for followers, the current termination of Yoshimoto Kogyo's contract will look like a biblical story in which Nishino is finally transforming into Christ. The more rejected by society, the stronger the unity becomes.


Disney also has a similar side. Disneyland is a place for devotees to a pilgrimage to holy sites, and when you come, you can get energy and happiness, although you don't know why. I also like Disney, but to be honest, when I look at the Disneyland buildings, they look like "well-built, well-built," but depending on who sees it, they reign as a completely different world. And during the Edo period, Disneyland was Ise Shrine. Ise Shrine also continued to reign as a sacred place for travelers all over Japan.



How to Create a Religion Checklist


Complete guide manual writes about how to create religion as a specific action list. The main items are as follows.


-Is God ready?

  • Is teaching antisocial?
  • Have you taken over the socially vulnerable?
  • Did you embrace the intellectuals and make them doctrines?
  • Are you able to take unusual actions as a guru? -Is there any teaching that anyone can understand in just one minute?
  • Have you decided on the funeral rules?
  • Have you considered profits in this world?
  • Have you prepared an idol?
  • Did it stir up the anxiety of the people?
  • Have you prepared salvation for anxiety?
  • Did you create a calendar?
  • Have you made an original holiday?
  • Are you creating food regulations?

And so on. It accurately analyzes the common structures of religion, and then teaches you exactly what you should prepare as a guru. It seems that food regulations are better after all. This is because every time I eat food, I start to think about religious rules, and when happy events occur on top of that, I get the illusion that it is thanks to religion. There will also be some interesting checklists along with other examples, so please check them out.